Egg

I don't like eggs.

Every time I see 'egg' or hear 'egg' I think 'eggy weggs'.

Sometimes I wish I liked eggs because they're weird and blobby and I like yellow.


How about you go get fucked on an egg.


Some egg.

News heading that reads 'Smelly planet "reeks of rotten eggs", study finds'
Also rains glass, apparently.